"The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay"

11.02.11

"Dia de Los Dangerous!"

They hit me with a truck!

12.02.11

Mexican University Administrator: It’d difficult to hold the students’ attention during Dia de los Muertos.

Dr. Venture: Oh, right—the crazy dead-people Christmas you people celebrate… 

Dia de Los Dangerous!

 Venture Bros. Season 1. Episode 1.

12.02.11

Careers in Science

Dr. Venture: ”Gargantua-1”!! Its like the Worst Name for a space station

Jonas Venture: I thought it cool

Dr. Venture: No!  I thought you thought it was cool. Aaaaah!!!! 

12.02.11

 Colonel Bud Manstrong: How inappropriate!! (as Brock is beating him)

Careers in Science, Season 1. Episode 2.

12.02.11
Dr. Venture: Grandpa?!? How dare they!! I’m only 43, still a young man.. Maybe a little frayed around the edges… but who wouldn’t be between my work and raising two boys… CRAP! Who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than unwanted pregnancy on prom night.

Dr. Venture 

Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3

12.02.11
Rusty’s back!

Dr. Venture.

Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3

12.02.11
Why would you dress like that?

Brock Samson

Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3

12.02.11
Brock, I’m all out of condom. Could you pick me up one if you go out?

Dr. Venture

Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3

12.02.11

Hank: Your training begins now! Drink up! Your ass is mine Samson. When i get through with you you’re gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!! (Hands Brock a glass of murky yellow liquid)

Dean: Looks more like he’s gonna drink eggs and crap… eggs.

Hank & Dean Venture

Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3

12.02.11