“The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay”
11.02.11
Mexican University Administrator: It’d difficult to hold the students’ attention during Dia de los Muertos.
Dr. Venture: Oh, right—the crazy dead-people Christmas you people celebrate…
“Dia de Los Dangerous!”
Venture Bros. Season 1. Episode 1.
12.02.11
Careers in Science
Dr. Venture: ”Gargantua-1”!! Its like the Worst Name for a space station
Jonas Venture: I thought it cool
Dr. Venture: No! I thought you thought it was cool. Aaaaah!!!!
12.02.11
Colonel Bud Manstrong: How inappropriate!! (as Brock is beating him)
Careers in Science, Season 1. Episode 2.
12.02.11
Dr. Venture: Grandpa?!? How dare they!! I’m only 43, still a young man.. Maybe a little frayed around the edges… but who wouldn’t be between my work and raising two boys… CRAP! Who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than unwanted pregnancy on prom night.
Dr. Venture
Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3
12.02.11
Brock, I’m all out of condom. Could you pick me up one if you go out?
Dr. Venture
Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3
12.02.11
Hank: Your training begins now! Drink up! Your ass is mine Samson. When i get through with you you’re gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!! (Hands Brock a glass of murky yellow liquid)
Dean: Looks more like he’s gonna drink eggs and crap… eggs.
Hank & Dean Venture
Mid life Chrysalis. Season One, Episode 3
12.02.11
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